She was reaching for them and I told her rather forcefully... do NOT buy miniature Reeses to put in a candy dish for guests. You don't have many guests over and you know you'll just eat them in a day's time! She didn't listen 🤦♀️
(I am “she”)
The chicken tenders I’ve been eating for the last week were just recalled for “foreign matter contamination”, specifically METAL. Cool cool cool 😳
I’m SO looking forward to this! Idaho!!! - I will see you in September at the @MoscowComedy ! #womenincomedy
Inspired by today's earthquake in Barstow, I’m sharing my Standard EQ protocol:
1) Feel quake
2) Freak out (usually involves some running around)
3) text a friend asking if that was an earthquake
4) put on bra (if not already on) in preparation for add’l emergency events
She was reaching for them and I told her rather forcefully... do NOT buy miniature Reeses to put in a candy dish for guests. You don't have many guests over and you know you'll just eat them in a day's time! She didn't listen 🤦♀️
(I am “she”)
The chicken tenders I’ve been eating for the last week were just recalled for “foreign matter contamination”, specifically METAL. Cool cool cool 😳
I’m SO looking forward to this! Idaho!!! - I will see you in September at the @MoscowComedy ! #womenincomedy
Inspired by today's earthquake in Barstow, I’m sharing my Standard EQ protocol:
1) Feel quake
2) Freak out (usually involves some running around)
3) text a friend asking if that was an earthquake
4) put on bra (if not already on) in preparation for add’l emergency events
